1. Use a Vibrator
Um, there are still people who don’t own one? Women! Get on the
vibratory train — if you’re not comfortable taking care of business
alone, go ahead and involve your partner. I assure you that no straight
man will ever say no to that kind of solo show.
2. Be Tied Up/Tie Someone Up
Don’t go pansy when it comes to the ol’ tie up. Tie like you MEAN IT. Don’t simply decorate your partners wrists with a tie wrapped around several times, GET IN THERE with some serious hog-tying skills (with soft fabrics and materials of course, unless rope burn is your thing, in that case – you’re on your own.) A blindfold in this situation helps calm nerves. Trust me.
3. s*x in a Car
Meh. I’m not against it, just make sure you have something to tidy up with afterwards, if you know what I mean. Also, car s*x can get a bit crowded, if not positioned properly. Recline that seat.
5. Read er*tica
50 Shades of Gray is crap. Read the beautiful series by Christina Lauren and get back to me.
6. Play Strip Monopoly
Strip Monopoly is for people who do not value their time and have all night and some of the next morning to get unclad. My suggestion: strip rock, paper, scissors. Gets the job done in a quarter of the time.
7. s*x in the Shower/s*x Standing Up Against a Wall
Can be dangerous if slippery, so keep your wits about you. Also note that there are some relationships where height and weight a factor in regards to being able to accomplish the more “advanced” positions. (Which is to say, movies are LIARS.)
8. Learn to Give Yourself Multiple Orgasms
Look, I’ve never been a multiple kind of gal, I’m all about quality over quantity. Plus, after learning there are women who are completely and physically unable to climax, I’ll take what I can get. (However, if you’re able to pop off five or six a session, more power to you.)
9. s*x on the Beach…
…leads to sand in your cracks and folds. I don’t care how careful you are.
10. Whipped Cream
Use real dairy whipped cream and you will end up smelling like rank cow farts come morning. Besides, it’s really melty. May I suggest Pixy Stix as a delicious and non-melting alternative? (Still sticky, but not stinky.)
Source: yourtango.com
2. Be Tied Up/Tie Someone Up
Don’t go pansy when it comes to the ol’ tie up. Tie like you MEAN IT. Don’t simply decorate your partners wrists with a tie wrapped around several times, GET IN THERE with some serious hog-tying skills (with soft fabrics and materials of course, unless rope burn is your thing, in that case – you’re on your own.) A blindfold in this situation helps calm nerves. Trust me.
3. s*x in a Car
Meh. I’m not against it, just make sure you have something to tidy up with afterwards, if you know what I mean. Also, car s*x can get a bit crowded, if not positioned properly. Recline that seat.
5. Read er*tica
50 Shades of Gray is crap. Read the beautiful series by Christina Lauren and get back to me.
6. Play Strip Monopoly
Strip Monopoly is for people who do not value their time and have all night and some of the next morning to get unclad. My suggestion: strip rock, paper, scissors. Gets the job done in a quarter of the time.
7. s*x in the Shower/s*x Standing Up Against a Wall
Can be dangerous if slippery, so keep your wits about you. Also note that there are some relationships where height and weight a factor in regards to being able to accomplish the more “advanced” positions. (Which is to say, movies are LIARS.)
8. Learn to Give Yourself Multiple Orgasms
Look, I’ve never been a multiple kind of gal, I’m all about quality over quantity. Plus, after learning there are women who are completely and physically unable to climax, I’ll take what I can get. (However, if you’re able to pop off five or six a session, more power to you.)
9. s*x on the Beach…
…leads to sand in your cracks and folds. I don’t care how careful you are.
10. Whipped Cream
Use real dairy whipped cream and you will end up smelling like rank cow farts come morning. Besides, it’s really melty. May I suggest Pixy Stix as a delicious and non-melting alternative? (Still sticky, but not stinky.)
Source: yourtango.com
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