A homeless man in Detroit wanted to see some taters, but he didn’t
own a car, and public transportation was scarce. Instead of just letting
his carnal urges subside inside of him, the best thing he could think
of was to steal an ambulance and drove to the strip club. Read more From The Oakland Press:
Frustrated with a lack of public transportation and in
desperate need to reach a certain destination, a homeless man stole an
ambulance from a hospital in Pontiac on Sunday. “He told the deputy he
was hoping to go to the Booby Trap to see some pole dancing,” Oakland
County Sheriff Michael Bouchard said. “You can’t make this up.”
The man, who hoped to make it to the Detroit strip club but was
stopped by police in Sterling Heights, was asked why he took the
ambulance. “Apparently he said there was no public transportation
available,” Bouchard said. “Again, you can’t make this up.”
Deputies learned of the theft around 11 p.m. Sunday, when they were
dispatched to the hospital in the 50 block of Perry. The ambulance had
been parked at the entrance after a patient was transported to the
hospital, and it was unlocked and had a cell phone inside.
Authorities located the vehicle after tracing the cell phone to an
area in Sterling Heights, and Sterling Heights police officers pulled
the vehicle over and arrested the suspect, who was cooperative. The
ambulance was turned over to STAR EMS. The suspect has mental health
issues, according to the sheriff’s office.
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