An 18-year-old girl who got arrested for narcotics possession this
past weekend seems to be proud of her arrest and wanted to make sure her
Twitter followers were aware of it: she tweeted “My mugshot’s cute.”
From the
Smoking Gun:
The felony collar, however, did not seem to faze the
teen, who took to Twitter to report, “Surrendered myself at 7 a.m., got
released at 11:30 a.m. f**k what you heard. And my mugshot’s cute.” When asked about her
charges, she later tweeted, “xanax homie.”
Well she’s certainly not wrong. Mugshot is for sure cute. Thats the
perfect word for it too. Shes not really “hot” in this picture. It’s not
“sexy” perse. She’s just the cutest goddam xanax dealer in the game. I
mean imagine if this was your drug dealer? She could up-charge me like
700% and I’d gladly pay it. Paying like 50 dollars a pill just because
she’s so goddam cute. Definitely need to see her on the Casting Couch or
something like that.
f**k what you heard. Straight xanax homie. And the cute mugshot. As cocky as it gets.
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